Holy Smokes

$32.99

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Small Medium Large XL XXL XXXL 4XL 5XL

No smiles. No cake cutting. Just vices, apathy, and the slow burn of another wasted year.

Printed on 100% Cotton fabric with a modern slim fit. These tees are made a little longer in length to help with shrinking during the first wash. The fabric is also dyed extra black to help prevent fading. If you like your shirts a little baggy, we recommend going one size up.

How to wash Black Clothing:
Use cold water when washing. It decreases the chance of clothes shrinking, wrinkling, or bleeding. When drying, use the Gentle Cycle and Low Heat.

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