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Not Today, Father!

 5.0 stars from 9 reviews
$31.99

Modern slim fit. Size up for a looser fit.

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Description

This tee is for the souls too stubborn to leave. "Not Today, Father!" isn't about surviving the exorcism. It's about enjoying every second of it.

Printed on 100% Cotton fabric with a modern slim fit. These tees are made a little longer in length to help with shrinking during the first wash. The fabric is also dyed extra black to help prevent fading. If you like your shirts a little baggy, we recommend going one size up.

How to wash Black Clothing:
Use cold water when washing. It decreases the chance of clothes shrinking, wrinkling, or bleeding. When drying, use the Gentle Cycle and Low Heat.

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