ClickCease "I'm Too Pale for This" Towel – INK POISONING APPAREL
"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel
"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel
"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel
"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel
"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel

"I'm Too Pale for This" Towel

Regular price $49.99



Measuring a full 6ft x 3ft, it’s big enough to wrap your whole sun-fearing body like the delicate gothic burrito you are. Ultra-soft for maximum comfort while you lay there wondering how long it takes to get melanoma. And with a beautifully sadistic baroque design and upside-down cross, it’s your subtle way of saying: “I'm not supposed to be out here."

Features include:

  • Giant 6ft x 3ft surface area for full body coverage

  • Super soft cotton

  • Gothic detail so extra it makes the sand uncomfortable



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